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Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
so someone hacked my school district’s site yesterday
Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon
The Sea Angel (Gymnosomata) Is a group of sea slug that grow no larger than 5cm. These obscure little creatures are found in a wide range of habitats from polar to tropical regions of the sea.
I always love these :3
Not being part of a fandom but knowing a lot about it from Tumblr:
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.